THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH AND MEDICINE
DR. RICHARD DICKSON

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
July 30, 2022

Kevin Tracy is Sick, but COVID Negative

As the resident doctor on staff at KTracy.com Headquarters, it is my responsibility to inform you that our visionary leader, Kevin Tracy, has come down with a pretty bad cold.

Negative COVID Test for Kevin Tracy

We administered a COVID-19 test this afternoon; which came back negative. However, we have advised Kevin Tracy to self-isolate for the safety of the rest of the staff and the visitors and tourists coming to KTracy.com HQ. Likewise, tours of KTracy Manor have been temporarily suspended until we can confirm the seriousness and contageousness of Kevin Tracy's disease.

Kevin Tracy has been compliant with the self-isolation request. He had groceries delivered this morning. Later in the day, more Gatorade was delivered to the KTracy Manor. Kevin Tracy has reported drinking excessive quantities of Gatorade Zero, water, and tea. Our medical team has hidden cameras in his bathroom and we have confirmed that Mr. Tracy's urine is clear and that he is very well hydrated.

Mr. Tracy first reported symptoms on Wednesday night several hours after a previously scheduled chiropractor appointment. By Thursday morning, Kevin Tracy was suffering from a head cold that presented with a large amount of congestion in his nose and sinuses. We advised Mr. Tracy to sleep upright and he appeared to comply, but at some point he got up and went to bed. When he woke up Friday, the congestion traveled to his chest. Because Kevin Tracy is an asthmatic, we decided to render a COVID-19 test early this afternoon. Thankfully, the test came back negative.

Right now, we are treating Kevin Tracy with over the counter medicines including Nyquil, Dayquil, Mucinex, Zinc supplements, Vitamin B12 supplements, and a ton of hydrating fluids.

It's a bit early to tell how Kevin Tracy is responding to treatment, but we are hopeful he'll have little more than a ruined weekend.

Kevin Tracy has asked us to inform the world wide web that he will not be streaming on Twitch until after he recovers. However, he is drawing and posting some of his drawings on his #your-nsfw-art channel on Discord.

We have not revoked Kevin Tracy's Internet access, so he may be sharing some of his experiences on the website as his time in isolation continues.